Jan 23, 2009

Been There

So far only Spain Now lots of places.

(In retrospect, this was never really funny. Sorry. --Jobby Lobby)

4-D Revisited

I was told that in the 4th dimension you could turn a basketball inside-out without poping it. This proves it:

Outbreak

Dancing Plague of 1518

Jan 20, 2009

CEO Dialogue Box

I use this auction software called AuctionMaestro Pro. I was editing the characters used to represent different auction types and went to edit one of the uglier ones (an ampersand) and this dialogue box popped up:

(The CEO of AuctionMaestro?)

Jan 13, 2009

Geneaus

It's like magic! Go to Genesis 5. It looks like a really boring genealogy from Adam to Noah. You think, "Why does God put this material in here?"

Well...surprise! The genealogy is a coded message. It'll have you LOL-ing like Jesus to think how awesome God is.


I first found out about this from Chuck Missler in his ironically titled book "Learn the Bible in 24 Hours."

Here are the names of the genealogy and their Hebrew root meanings. I say root because these names are phonetically transliterated. That is why you might run into a few bumps when looking up these names yourself in a conventional lexicon. So take it or leave it duudes. (For the full text read Genesis 5 and the Meaning of the Names in Genesis 5.)

Adam = Man
Seth = Appointed
Enosh = Mortal
Kenan = Sorrow
Mahalalel = The blessed God
Jared = Shall come down
Enoch = Teaching
Methuselah = His death shall bring
Lamech = despairing
Noah = Comfort

Put in a sentence form it looks like this:
Man appointed mortal sorrow [but] the blessed God shall come down teaching his death shall bring the despairing comfort.
That right there is the redemption plan for the human race right in the beginning of the Bible. But don't take my word for it (Acts 17:11).

Cine & Cigs

My should-have-been senior year Egnlish teacher had something similar on his blog, which makes my posting less funny since I didn't come up with this myself.

Anyways, it looks like there are no actors that share my name except for Eminem's son, who happens to share my first name, which is in a crime drama with Mark Ruffalo. Hyperlink.

This entire post was a stretch. So check out this guy who has the longest torso in Zimbabwe:

Jan 12, 2009

/////4-D!//////

If a discotheque leaves earth the same year "Love to Love You Baby" is released and travels round trip to Alpha Centauri at .8 times the speed of light, how old would the cocaine they left on earth be when they return? How old would the cocaine on the space-disco be? (Answer below.)

Moral of the story: God created time, therefore, he is not bound by time because 1) He's God, and 2) He doesn't have mass (John 4:24). God sits in infinity which means he does not have lots of time but is outside time altogether.

Scriptural proof that God created time:
[God's] grace, was given us in Christ Jesus before the beginning of time.

No, we speak of God's secret wisdom, a wisdom that has been hidden and that God destined for our glory before time began.
I Corinthians 2:7

Scientifically, God wouldn't be effected by time since he has no mass and is not under his own created natural law of gravity (gravity is a natural law and God is supernatural.)

Answer: They wouldn't have left any behind, but assuming they did it would now be 10 years old. The narcotics they brought with them would have all been ingested, but they granules they didn't find in the carpet would only be six years old.